Thursday, September 11, 2008

Dear Mr. Creeper,

No, thank you for the compliment. No, thank you to the offer. No, I do not want to give you a nickname. What was that you just ordered? You want me to put honey in your coffee? Do you just like to hear me say 'honey'? Ass. Stop touching my hand. Stop talking to me. Take your drink and go. You should know, that from now on, I will do my best to see to it that we never speak face-to-face again.

And no, thank you, I don't want to come over and watch your kid.

Hold my hand again, you'll lose it-

Me