Sunday, November 29, 2009

Dear Dwayne Bowe, of the Kansas City Chiefs:

It's too bad that those 'performance enhancing drugs' that you were taking and got suspended for didn't actually enhance your performance. I mean really, if you're going to get caught, at least make it because you had a game with 22 catches for 224 yards and 6 touchdowns, and people are suspicious.

Absolutely not shocked,
me

Dear Facebook-

No, I will not 'become a fan' of Walmart, thank you.

-Emily B