Friday, December 10, 2010

Dear Hasbro - makers of 'My Little Pony' figures -

Why on Earth would you make your Christmas box set of five collectible ponies so unwrappable for the holidays?

I imagine somebody said 'Hey, you know what's reallly hard to wrap? A circle. Let's make our collectors box a circle!'

And then someone else just for fun added 'No, what's really hard to wrap is a circle that's not completely full. Like maybe 3/4 of a circle. That would be impossible.'

And then, because you hate Christmas, you decided to do it.

You owe me $4.99 for the big red bag I had to buy.

-E