Dear Guy at Target:

There are very few acceptable reasons to storm into the store, go straight to a check-out clerk, interrupt her while she's checking a customer out, and ask to speak to the manager immediately. The list is as follows:

-You are on fire.
-Your car is on fire.
-Your car is gone.
-Someone is mugging an old lady outside.
-Target is on fire and no one knows it.

Here is the reason you gave, (after the scared clerk mumbled 'ok', called her manager over and asked if there was a problem while you both waited):

-'Yeah, I need to buy a keychain and I don't want to have to look all over the store for them.'

Do you see the difference?

Completely disgusted at your entitled attitude -
Emily
(who DID walk all over the store to try and find some ribbon, without once asking for a manager.)