Dear Makers of Homestyle Two-Bite Cupcakes:

Dear Sir or Madam, or both:

I just wanted to inform you that your cupcakes are at least three or four bites big. And I think my mouth is pretty normal sized. Perhaps we should just call them mini-cupcakes, and then we don't force anybody to put more in their mouth than possible.

Just a suggestion.

Respectfully,
me

Dear dude running down the street:

If you are wearing a stocking hat, a scarf, a big coat and gloves, perhaps your bun huggers are not that appropriate for the bottom portion of your ensemble.

Come to think of it, I don't think bun huggers are ever an appropriate choice for clothing.



Just watching out for you -
me