Thursday, November 4, 2010

Dear Women of the world:

I know that to some of you this may be hard to hear - but from what I gather by observing every time I go to a department store (or Target,) this just has to be said.

Step away from the clothing racks in the Juniors Department.

Number one - the sizes here will make you feel incredibly big. You are not really the size those clothes will tell you that you are.
Number two - there are a lot of things that a 13 year old can wear that you or I cannot carry off. Trust me when I say this. Examples include T-shirts with Children's Shows' characters on them, jean leggings, and striped sweater socks.
Number three - the clothes do not have room for ample-bossomed ladies. Not that I am one, I am just letting them know.
Number four - Stacey and CLinton from What Not to Wear and Tim Gunn would not approve of you being in the Junior's Department, and isn't that enough for anybody?

Sincerely,
a woman who had to learn this lesson for herself.